Eff My BU Life

Naomi Leadbeater

I’m at SUDS having a good time and this guy I’ve been “seeing” (and I use that word very loosely) walks in with a drop dead gorgeous blonde. Of course I am fuming with jealousy and venting to all of my friends and pretty much anyone else who will listen when I find out that she is his sister from out of town – FML

I finally make the decision to go to Rock the Block after much contemplation only to run into an ex-boyfriend, an ex-almost boyfriend, and a different ex-boyfriend’s best friend. Brandon is too small – FML

Today, I was at my friend’s house for the first time in months. I saw her newest Chihuahua dog, Mickey, and he was excited that new people were over. I picked him up and slightly bounced him in the air. Because of the bounce and his excitement, he peed a little bit, straight into my eye – FML

Today, I was studying for a test at a coffee shop. A guy walked up, slapped the coffee out of my hand, and punched me in the face for hooking up with his girlfriend on the weekend. Not only was I out of town this weekend, but my $250 textbook is ruined, and I failed the test – FML To submit your very own FML story email Brandy at robertsonb@brandonu.ca or drop it off in The Quill drop box on the second floor of the Knowles Douglas Building. – and don’t worry, we’ll keep them anonymous!