Three Lines Free

“Do not trust the government. They are overrun with the enemy of man.”

“I find him annoying. It might be that I’m irritable, but I find him annoying, like just his face.”

“My melancholy heart. . . to the highest bidder. Heck on Valentines day”

“Pillow fights: man vs. woman = fun, girl vs. girl = awesome guy vs. guy = gay guy vs. pillow = crazy pillow vs. pillow = CRAZY AWESOME!!!!”

“I’m a tool, but I’m awesome!”

People like to use Haiku but don’t understand The consequences.