Champions of eBrandon

These introductions really aren’t worth the effort it takes to write them. Does anybody even read these? I bet I could say whatever I want in this space, and no one would notice. This whole part could be written entirely in wingdings.

Well, too late for that now. Read the posts and comments.

ALSO, I NEED SOME CASH TO FIX MY BROKEN CAPS LOCK.

There are two likely end scenarios for this: either this kid is secretly listening to Def Jam on the side, or he will grow up as the kind of guy who likes his bread white with a glass of water on the side for dippin’.

NEIL YOUNG IS TOO POWERFUL FOR YOUR FEEBLE HUMAN MINDS.

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