Vaginas

They’re ugly cuz they’re wrinkly. Embrace wrinkles. They add character!

They’re repulsive because they smell & taste like fish. Fish is good for you. Eat it!

They should remain closed and untouched until they are ready to procreate.

WAIT, just a second. Why am I referring to the glorious Velvet Curtains as “they”?

Cunts are beautiful flowers, swelling into bloom with each caress.

Pussies are soft and cuddly, but only cum when they want to.

Beavers work diligently, but still make time for play.

Muffs are hot pockets of silky smooth eroticism exploding into perfect bliss.

Punani. Coochie. Na Na. All unstoppable Vagina Warriors unlocking the Boxes Vajayjays have been shut up in for so long.

From the glorious depths of Spread Eagle Queen Hoo Ha exclaims “Vagina Power!”