They’re ugly cuz they’re wrinkly. Embrace wrinkles. They add character! They’re repulsive because they smell & taste like fish. Fish is good for you. Eat it! They should remain closed and untouched until they are ready to procreate. WAIT, just...
My dad has one. I started out as the twinkle in his eye, shot through his heat-seeking love missile, and ended up a star! – so the story goes. I used to think having one would be easier. Periodic calls...