Roses A poem by Akonke

Roses

A poem by Akonke

Roses don’t fix everything 

Roses are not a substitute for my wilted heart 

A little compliment for how my feelings bled through my pillow

A little something to make up for how you cheated on me and buried it 6ft underground

All I see are the thorns surrounding the roses

Sharp but not as sharp as your lies digging through every emotion

A fancy dinner wouldn’t buy my lost appetite 

The glass of wine you traded for my tears

Instead of scars you left regret

Ones you couldn’t hide in a gauze, so you used the dinner serviette

The flames you burn in my heart, you replaced with the table candles

Roses, wine, serviette, candles

All symbols of my heart 

Wilted, bleeding, bruised and now burning

Take me back to where it all begun

Or better still a world you were never born

Life is an Emotion

Life is an Emotion

The light in your eyes

Kept aflame by the fuel in your heart.

A candle

A lone candle

Flickering and unstable

Two messages:

I will give you light…but be careful.

Show you the way…but might burn you.

The light in your eyes replaced by that candle.

Wavering like an emotion

Perhaps it’s just an emotion.

But also, it’s a drop of water…

…till it’s an ocean.

And so, I insist your heartbeat’s heartbeat takes caution.

To prevent a quiet explosion

Whilst listening to life’s notion

And then you begin to feel it all

The love, the hate, the jealousy…

…each and every emotion

And you realize…that life…life is an emotion.

Sons And Daughters

And so, we…the sons and daughters

Gather in the garden…at the back of the now crooked house.

A fine red wine whilst we dine.

Drinking and reminiscing

A fire built in the middle.

A subtle reminder of when things were simple.

A time when our problems were dirty dishes and a pile of laundry.

A time when we would gather under the full moon and be told the stories.

Tears on our cheeks.

As growth and memories meet.

A string of nostalgia and alcohol in the mix.

Oh, mothers and fathers…

We…the sons and daughters very well miss…

…miss the simpler times…

…the better times…

…the much…much better times.

Music Puns Section:

“Be sure to hang on to these music puns to use the next time you enter the School of Music!”

Q: What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAAAAA

Q: What do you call a singing laptop?

A: A Dell

Q: What sound did the drum make as it rolled down the hill?

A: Ba-dum TSHHHH

Q: What type of music are balloons so afraid of?

A: Pop music

Q: Why did the fish make such a good musician?

A: He really knew his scales

Q: What makes pirates such good singers?

A: They can hit the high-C’s

Q: What is a cat’s favourite subject in school?

A: MEWsic

Q: Why was music coming from the printer?

A: The paper was jamming

Q: What do you call clean music?

A: A soap opera

Q: What do you get when you put a radio in the fridge?

A: Cool music

Q: What’s the difference between tuna and a piano?

A: You can’t tuna fish, but you can “tune a” piano

Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back By: Janine Campbell

Hey everyone! I’m back with another Star Wars review. From the franchise I will be discussing, "Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back". It is a cinematic masterpiece, a sequel that not only lives up to its predecessor but elevates the storytelling and world-building of the Star Wars universe to unparalleled heights. This sequel to the saga, directed by Irvin Kershner and released in 1980, is still a timeless classic that continues to captivate audiences of all ages.

Set against the backdrop of an intergalactic conflict between the Rebel Alliance and the tyrannical Galactic Empire, the film takes a bold step in exploring the complexities of its characters, delving into their emotional depth and moral dilemmas. From the opening sequence on the ice planet Hoth, where the Rebels face a relentless Imperial assault, to the climactic lightsaber duel on Cloud City, the film is a masterclass in tension, drama, and visual storytelling.

One of the most remarkable aspects of "The Empire Strikes Back" is its willingness to embrace a darker and more mature tone. Unlike its predecessor, this chapter doesn't shy away from portraying the harsh realities of war and the sacrifices made in the struggle against oppression. The film takes its time to unravel the inner conflicts of its protagonists, adding layers of complexity to their personalities.

A central aspect of this film is the expansion of the character development of Luke Skywalker, portrayed by Mark Hamill, whose journey evolves from a wide-eyed farm boy to a conflicted hero facing the temptations and challenges of the Force. His training under the guidance of the wise Jedi Master Yoda, a puppet brought to life with astonishing realism, serves as a pivotal moment in his quest to become a Jedi.

The dynamics between the core characters deepen remarkably. Han Solo, played with roguish charm by Harrison Ford, grapples with his feelings for Princess Leia while displaying vulnerability and heroism in equal measure. Carrie Fisher's Leia Organa evolves into a resilient leader, showcasing both strength and compassion in the face of adversity.

The film introduces new and unforgettable characters, notably the charismatic gambler turned administrator, Lando Calrissian, adding a layer of complexity to Han's backstory. Meanwhile, the ominous presence of Darth Vader looms larger, highlighting his unrelenting hunt for the Rebels and leading to a revelation that will be remembered for all of cinematic history.

Visually stunning and ahead of its time, the film's groundbreaking special effects, from the colossal Imperial walkers on Hoth to the breathtaking asteroid chase sequence, continue to impress even by today's standards. Every scene has a greater emotional effect as a result of John Williams' renowned music, which also amplifies the story's grandeur and meaning.

"The Empire Strikes Back" leaves a permanent mark on its audience with its iconic moments, none more striking than the shocking revelation delivered by Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker in a climactic confrontation. The film's cliffhanger ending, while leaving audiences on edge, solidifies its place as a narrative powerhouse, inviting anticipation for the next movie.

In my opinion, "The Empire Strikes Back" transcends the boundaries of a mere sequel, standing as a testament to the power of storytelling, character depth, and cinematic craftsmanship. Its impact on popular culture, its contributions to the science fiction genre, and its ability to resonate emotionally with audiences make it an enduring masterpiece that continues to enthrall and inspire audiences, ensuring its place among the greatest films ever made.

The Artistic Evolution of Mahé An Emerging Artist

Emerging artist (and Brandon University student) Mahé immerses herself passionately in the world of poetry and writing. Her inspiration comes from nature, and she cultivates a deep appreciation for the beauty of words to weave captivating narratives. The fusion of electro and acoustic influences in her work testifies to her constant drive for innovation. Mahé has shone at various musical events, taking part in the Tremplin de Dégelis in 2023 and wowing audiences at the 7th edition of Talent d'Afrique in 2022. In recognition of the exceptional quality and creativity of her lyrics, she won a special mention in the Prix Mouffe competition in 2023. Armed with her guitar and auto-harp, she creates a unique musical experience, fusing her delicate poetry with a varied palette of musical styles.

Mahé recently released a new single called Story. Story is a song written from the heart, highlighting the fact that we are all made up of stories. Our lives are little stories filled with triggers, twists and turns. As the author of our story, we sometimes have the choice to decide on certain trajectories, but other times, life takes us far from the path we had mapped out. The song revolves around this question: How do you want to write your story?

As an artist, she stands out for her creative approach that transcends conventional artistic boundaries. Through a unique combination of theatre, poetry and music, she builds a universe where characters interact, nature comes alive with a consciousness of its own, and contrasts blend harmoniously.

Her creative process is deeply rooted in the construction of characters, each bearing specific values that she explores and reflects through her music. Her compositions, beyond celebrating simplicity, also serve as vehicles to embellish complex and sometimes sad themes, while highlighting life's inherent contrasts.

Her recent exploration of electronic music and the fusion of electro and acoustic influences in his work testify to her constant drive for innovation. Drawing inspiration from both natural sounds and electrical elements, Mahé creates a depth of sound that enriches her repertoire. Her creative process is a journey where nature takes on a conscious dimension, and contrasts intermingle to create a unique sensory experience.

As an author, composer and performer, Mahé draws her inspiration from poetry and nature. Using mainly guitar and auto-harp, she brilliantly blends her gentle poetry with the chords of her guitar. Each piece is a piece of the puzzle that forms her creative world. The result is a sensory journey where nature, consciousness and contrasts combine to offer audiences a unique and unforgettable artistic experience.

Mahé is a versatile and talented artist, determined to make her unique voice resonate in the world of music. 

Mahé's show is a captivating immersion into a world where music becomes the vehicle for expressing profound values. Mahé fashions characters who become standard-bearers for these values. Each performance becomes an artistic exploration, a journey where nature consciously comes to life, weaving subtle links between sounds and natural elements.  

On stage, Mahé comes to life. She sings, tells stories and shares her energy with the audience. Vibrating to the rhythm of cheers and applause, she creates a space of freedom where everyone can feel authentic. Her guitar becomes the extension of her poetry, marrying the sweetness of her lyrics to the different musical styles that characterize her repertoire.

In short, Mahé aspires to create a deep connection with her audience, sharing her love of music, poetry and authenticity on stage.

She will soon be playing a concert in Montreal at Café Tuyo on December 22, accompanied by her sidekicks Christopher on guitar and Pauline on piano.

You can discover her other songs such as La Fille du Soleil and the popular Your hand on all streaming platforms, including Spotify, Apple Music, and Amazon music.

To become a real fan, however, you'll need to subscribe to her Instagram account @mahe.musique and her TikTok account @mah_erabesa. You'll discover more about the artist, her personality and her sense of humour through the short videos she frequently posts. And best of all, you'll always be the first to know!  

Instagram : @mahe.musique 

Tik Tok : @mah_erabesa 

Spotify : Mahé  

E-mail : mahelianarabesa@gmail.com 

Review of Elf: The Holiday Classic By: Janine Campbell

"Elf," directed by Jon Favreau and starring Will Ferrell as Buddy, is a delightful Christmas movie that continues to enchant audiences with its charm, humour, and heartfelt story.

At its core, "Elf" is a whimsical tale about Buddy, a human raised as one of Santa's elves in the North Pole. When Buddy discovers he's not an elf but a human, he embarks on a journey to New York City to find his biological father, Walter Hobbs (played by James Caan), while experiencing the wonders and challenges of the real world for the first time.

The film’s strength lies in its endearing characters and the heartfelt performance by Will Ferrell as Buddy. His childlike innocence, exuberance, and unwavering belief in the spirit of Christmas are not only hilarious but also endearing. Ferrell's portrayal captures the essence of Buddy's genuine and infectious joy, making him a memorable character that resonates with audiences of all ages.

The contrast of Buddy's naive, elf-like behaviour against the cynicism of New York City creates a wealth of comedic moments. From his exuberant excitement over everyday experiences to his quirky interactions with strangers, the film maintains a lighthearted and whimsical tone throughout. It’s this blend of humour and heart that makes "Elf" a beloved holiday classic.

The supporting cast, including Zooey Deschanel as Jovie, Buddy's love interest, and Bob Newhart as Papa Elf, complements Ferrell's performance brilliantly. Deschanel brings warmth and charm with her role, while Newhart's portrayal as the wise and caring Papa Elf adds depth to Buddy's journey of self-discovery.

"Elf" is not merely a comedy; it’s a film that celebrates the spirit of Christmas and the importance of family, love, and acceptance. Underneath the humour and joviality, there's a meaningful message about embracing one's uniqueness, finding belonging, and spreading joy to others.

The film’s visual aesthetics, including the vibrant set designs and colourful costumes, evoke a sense of holiday cheer. The North Pole sequences are whimsical and enchanting, while New York City during the festive season creates a visually stunning backdrop for Buddy’s adventures.

The soundtrack, featuring cheerful holiday tunes and a memorable score by John Debney, complements the film's joyful atmosphere, enhancing the emotional impact of key scenes.

"Elf" succeeds in capturing the essence of Christmas by delivering a heartwarming and entertaining story that resonates with audiences year after year. Its enduring appeal lies in its ability to evoke laughter, tug at heartstrings, and remind us of the magic that surrounds the holiday season.

In conclusion, "Elf" is a timeless holiday gem that combines humour, warmth, and a sprinkle of Christmas magic. Its universal themes, lovable characters, and uplifting message make it a must-watch movie that continues to bring joy and laughter to audiences, making it a cherished part of the holiday tradition for many.

THE BIG FIVE!

It’s that time again guys. It’s that time when I, Charles Adamu, lover of TV shows, get to reveal to you all who amongst the world of sitcoms will make it onto my “big five” list. Today, ladies and gentlemen, I will be confessing to myself as well as everyone else, the TV sitcoms that I consider the best of the best. But before I start yapping, let’s remind ourselves of those featured in my first article that revealed what I like to call the “close five”, because, let’s face it, if these guys I am about to reveal now didn’t exist, then those guys I revealed last time would probably be featured in this article. Anyway, let’s get into this rundown. We had New Girl in tenth place, One Day at a Time in ninth, Modern Family in eighth, Black-ish in seventh, and so close to featuring in the big five list, The Office, in sixth place.  Deep breaths, Charles… deep breaths… this revelation is not the end of the world. Okay! Let’s get into it, let's stop beating around the comedy and begin this tragedy. Here I go!

5. Brooklyn 99

“Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool” - this might sound like a broken record but that’s just Jake Peralta trying to convince himself that something absurd that he most likely did, is just fine. Ladies and gentlemen, in fifth place, a round of applause for Brooklyn 99. I had a similar experience trying to watch this show as I did The Office. For some reason, I just found it hard to tap into the sense of humour; but once I did… it hit hard! Having won two Creative Arts Emmy Awards and a Golden Globe Award for Best Television Series in the Musical or Comedy genre, Brooklyn 99 spans eight hilarious and emotional seasons which will keep you glued to your screens. The show follows the exploits of the lead character Jake Peralta and his diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD’s 99th precinct. At the start of the show, the 99th precinct is taken over by a new Captain named Raymond Holt, which includes Jake Peralta who was always so used to doing whatever he wanted whenever he wanted. The other employees included Amy Santiago who, after being irritated by the childish character of Jake Peralta, begins to see him in a different light as the seasons progress; Detective Rosa Diaz, a tough, overachieving, and competitive partner who, mind you, also starred in One Day at a Time, as well as Modern Family; Detective Charles Boyle, Jake’s best friend; Detective Sergeant Terry Jeffords, who was recently taken off the field after the birth of his twin girls; and Gina Linetti, the queen of sarcasm and confidence. Together, they navigate the day-to-day life of being part of the police force as well as trying to have a life outside work. Brooklyn 99 does a good job of tackling a lot of sensitive issues while retaining an amazing sense of humour through all eight seasons. If you have yet to watch Brooklyn 99, then I really don’t know what you’re waiting for. It’s on Netflix and I don’t think it is a Netflix original, so I advise you to watch it now before it gets taken off. (Boo Netflix!)

4. The Big Bang Theory

“Knock knock knock, Penny”, “Knock knock knock, Penny”, “Knock knock knock, Penny”. Ladies and Gentlemen, in fourth place, is no other than the legendary The Big Bang Theory. The Big Bang Theory is hands down one of the greatest sitcoms of all time. The show originally centered around four nerds: Sheldon Cooper, Leonard Hofstadter, Rajesh Koothrappali, and Howard Wolowitz as well as a beautiful aspiring actress, Penny, who moves in next door to roommates (and best friends) Sheldon and Leonard. I’d like to start by saying that the person who played the character Sheldon Cooper is one hell of an actor. Jim Parsons, you are an amazing actor.  The character, Sheldon Cooper, somewhat sweet, incredibly smart, but incredibly unaware of social cues. Having entered college at 11, graduated college at age 14, attained his first Ph.D. at 16, and worked as a Senior theoretical physicist at The California Institute of Technology (Caltech), he was on his way to uncovering and proving String Theory. The show's sense of humour is amazing, because many jokes are so relatable. This show nailed it in so many ways but most memorable for me is Sheldon’s proposal. Look, I have watched a ton of sitcoms and they have all had their peak of romance moments but that of The Big Bang Theory is just something that remains with you forever. Whoever wrote that scene, my hat off to you. The show is such a good one that I felt like they just had to give viewers even more in the form of the spinoff show, Young Sheldon. Young Sheldon didn’t happen to make my list, but trust me, it was close. And so, if you were to find yourself craving more after watching The Big Bang Theory, then hop on Young Sheldon and I assure you that you’ll love it as well.

3. Seinfeld

This will surely not come as a surprise to anyone reading this article. Seinfeld is seen by a lot of folks as the GOAT of sitcoms. Unfortunately, I do not share that same opinion, but Seinfeld is definitely one of the greatest-s. What might come as a surprise, though, is the fact that as old as this show is, I just watched it this year. Jerry Seinfeld’s ability to use real-life situations and instances to create comical scenes is just top-notch. In fact, after watching the show, he immediately became one of my favourite comedians, because his comedy is just so relatable. The show featured four main characters: Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Elaine, George, and Kramer. And all four characters were hilarious. Seinfeld was comedy in its purest form. From Jerry who was also a stand-up comic in his show, to Elaine who got irritated by the littlest of things, all the way to Kramer who lived across from Jerry who was, in my opinion, the strongest character in the show, down to George who was just outright ridiculous. You have to watch Seinfeld. It’s like a rule of life. My favourite scene would have to be Elaine breaking up with her boyfriend because he wrote down a message for her on paper and he didn’t include an exclamation mark at the end of the message. Apparently, Elaine felt that the content of the message required an exclamation mark, and since he didn’t put one, she couldn’t be in a relationship with a guy who couldn’t decipher exclamation-worthy messages. This is how ridiculous the show is! You’ve just got to watch Seinfeld guys!

2. Friends

“So no one told you life was going to be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOA….” — just me humming the intro song of Friends. 

“Oh My God”

“Pivot… pivot!”

“Seven… seven… seven…”

“I know!”

“How you doing?”

“We were on a break!

If you wake up any Friends lover and you make any of these statements… you’d definitely leave a smile on their face, even if it’s snowing and it is 5 a.m. Friends is like an international anthem when it comes to sitcoms. Friends is everything a sitcom should be. Friends is the second on my big five list! Friends was one of the first few sitcoms I ever watched, and it’s so amazing that I still watch it to date. I have now completed the show four times and am on my way to completing it a fifth time. Go ahead and say it: “Charles, you are obsessed.” When it comes to jokes, especially jokes in relation to how it was acted out, Friends is king. I watched a couple of videos where they showed some parts of the script and how plain some jokes seemed on paper, but they were transformed into some of the most ridiculous Friends scenes. The actors and actresses suited their roles perfectly. It was like these guys were engineered for their roles. The show features five main characters: Ross Geller, a palaeontologist/professor, who had a high school crush on a lady who also plays a lead role in the show; His sister, Monica Geller, a cook/caterer who is so organized and uptight to some extent; Rachel Green, who almost got married at the beginning of the show but left the altar; Mr. “How you doing?”, Joey Tribianni, a sweet innocent soul who is also a certified playboy; Pheobe Buffay, who I think is loved by all who lay eyes on that show; and my favourite character, Chandler Bing, who was King of Sarcasm and “brilliant” jokes. Together, like in most sitcoms, they navigate the ups and downs of life and love. I still recall watching the reunion and going, “Damn, what a show this was!”

1. How I Met Your Mother

I bet you all were wondering, what in the world is the sitcom that I have decided to put ahead of shows like Friends, Seinfeld, and The Big Bang Theory? Drumroll please, and a standing ovation, as I introduce you all to the first on my Big Five list……. How I Met Your Mother. How I Met Your Mother is the first sitcom I ever watched. You might say that I perhaps introduced some bias in this list, given that it’s the first sitcom I ever watched, but I don’t think that’s the case. How I Met Your Mother, in my opinion, is one of the best written shows I’ve ever laid my eyes on. How I Met Your Mother is not just a comedy, How I Met Your Mother is not just a good watch, How I Met Your Mother is not just a way to have good laughs and pass the time, How I Met Your Mother is a beautiful, emotional, and well-written story, in which the lead character, Ted Moseby, spends 9 seasons telling his two kids a story of how he met their mother. 9 seasons! Weren’t those kids tired?! The show does an amazing job of showing the viewers the struggles of love and life. It centres around five main characters: Ted Moseby - the guy who was a low-key playboy but high-key spent the 9 seasons looking for true love. Ted Moseby was an important character to me because at times it felt like I was watching myself on TV. I had never related to a character on TV like I did Ted Moseby. He was the storyteller/narrator for most of the show, telling his kids in almost all honesty, all the trials, tribulations, good, bad, and ugly times he had gone through before he met their mother; Barney Stinson - the guy who to a lot of viewers, made the show what it was. Barney Stinson, just like Joey Tribianni of Friends, was the certified playboy of the show, but he was not just talented at flirting. Rather, he had developed a skill just to get the ladies. Barney, who was always in a suit for most of the series, and who always wanted his friend Ted Moseby to put on a suit, was himself a highlight of the show. Marshall Eriksen and Lily Aldrin - the high school sweethearts were an important part of the show, as they show us that love is not just pure bliss. Lily and Marshall spent most of the show as a couple but that never caused their characters to be diminished. Individually, they were both strong characters in the show and were just as ridiculous as the rest. Robin Scherbatsky - The star lady of the show. We see how it’s not always straightforward when men and women always hang out as friends. Emotions start to arise, hearts start to get broken, and best friends start to doubt themselves — Robin Scherbatsky being at the core of it all. 

How I Met Your Mother is such an amazing show that it’s been more than 5 years now and I still cannot get myself to complete the show. I still have three episodes left and I just can’t get myself you watch those last three. How I Met Your Mother is a story to hear, a story to watch, and a story you’d want to tell after you’re done watching it. So what are you waiting for?!

I did it guys! I finally revealed my top 5 sitcoms of all time. Before I conclude this article, I’d like to share with you the list of shows that were considered that didn’t make the top 10: 

Girls, Atypical, The Ranch, Pretty Smart, Two and a Half Men, Grown-ish, Mixed-ish, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Superstore, Dead To Me, Kim’s Convenience, Mom, Bob Heart’s Abishola, and Young Sheldon. 

Anyway, it was awesome sharing with you all my love for TV shows, especially in the genre of sitcoms. I hope you try some of the ones I’ve listed here out. My name is Charles Adamu, and I hope to share with you my top TV shows in some other genre soon.

PLACES TO VISIT IN BRANDON

Although Brandon may seem small and quiet compared to a city like Toronto, there are still several activities to do here. Here’s a list of some fun places to visit here in Brandon. 

The Daly House Museum

Located at 122 18th St, Brandon MB R7A 5A4, The Daly House Museum is a small Victorian house that was once the residence of the Dalys and the Coldwells, two prominent families in Brandon, and is currently the sole pre-1900 building on 18th Street, a municipal heritage site and a magnificent example of Italianate architecture. As soon as you enter this museum, the 19th century is brought to life with its antique decor and exhibits, such as Mutter Brother's Grocery shop.


T-Birds Food Fun Games

This is an arcade and bowling alley that can be found at 2140 Currie Blvd, Brandon MB R7B 4E7. T-birds is a great place to hang out with friends and family. It has an arcade, a bowling alley, and a restaurant. There is never a dull moment at T-birds. The staff is very friendly, the food is delicious, and you can play for as long as possible!

Riverbank Discovery Center 

Located at: 545 Conservation Dr, Brandon MB R7A 7L8

There are several activities at the Riverbank Discovery Center. During the summer I went kayaking. It was very relaxing. It is the perfect way to clear your mind, especially if you are feeling stressed and overwhelmed. The park is extremely beautiful and is great for picnics. Sometimes they’ll even host concerts!

Landmark Cinemas

Located at: Unit 100 - 1570 18th St, Brandon MB R7A 5C5

This cinema is a great place to watch movies with friends and family! Nun 2 is now showing. If you aren’t busy with school, try to watch a movie.

Check out these places before you are too busy with school. There are more places that didn’t make the list, but I will definitely try to cover it next time, See you later! 

Scream 6 Actually Blew Me Away: A Movie Review 

Scream 6 Actually Blew Me Away: A Movie Review 

By: Mallory Johnson

The newest installment in the iconic slasher franchise Scream 6 came out recently, and I finally got to experience a Scream movie in a theatre! I went in excited with very high expectations, as I am a huge fan of the movies. I watched them last year in my dorm as a way of making my way through some horror classics. I love how funny and self-aware the films are and Scream 6 does not disappoint. The movie stars legacy character Courteney Cox (Friends, 3000 Miles to Graceland), Melissa Barrera (In the Heights, Bed Rest), new scream queen icon Jenna Ortega (X, Wednesday), Jasmin Savoy Brown (Yellowjackets, Laggies), and more. The film follows Ghostface murders in the new setting of New York City. Before I go any further, a MAJOR SPOILER ALERT for Scream 6 and just in case, the whole franchise. Read with caution! Also, trigger warnings for gruesome murders, blood, gore, jump scares, death, grief, loss, stalking, gaslighting, near sexual assault, PTSD, psychosis, slutshaming, sexual content (heard, not seen), and gun violence. 

I am so glad that I loved this movie so much! After experiencing the Scream franchise initially in my dorm room, it was a blast going out to a movie theatre on a Saturday morning with my best friend Mandy and watching a classic slasher film. The kills in this installment were some of the most brutal ones of the whole franchise, which was a comment I had seen and heard in some advanced reviews. I loved how it was clear about the time jump after movie number 5, with us joining Tara and Sam a year later. The film explores mental health issues, with Sam on medications and in therapy. It is honest and realistic that recurring, surviving characters would be very traumatized after nearly dying and seeing others murdered. 

The tension and build up in this movie are phenomenal; I was on the edge of my seat multiple times. The return of the believed-to-be-killed-off Kirby Reed was fun, and I was morbidly fascinated by the shrine scenes. I whispered to Mandy, “it’s so morbid but so cool…it’s like a museum!” The film follows the same Scream formula, with the story opening on a brutal first kill that was twisty and unexpected to me. We then jump to our “Core Four” and follow them through the brutality for the second act, until we see the shocking Ghostface reveal in the end. I personally am a big fan of predictable slashers like the Scream movies because I find comfort in knowing what I am in for regarding horror. I watched the unpredictable movies Midsommar and Skinamarink and was terrified the whole time because of the anticipation of something terrifying happening. With Scream, the jump scares and tension are enough to make me jump and be on the edge of my seat. While I predicted one of the killers, I was still shocked at the whole reveal and was pleased! There is a scene (featured in the trailer) where characters are in a NYC Subway, on Halloween. The train is filled to the brim with people dressed in horror-relevant costumes and picking out all the easter eggs was a lot of fun! 

Overall, I was very pleased with this movie. I was disappointed that Neve Campbell, who played the iconic Final Girl Sidney Prescott, was not going to be in it. I felt like her absence worked for this movie though. Neve Campbell deserves fair pay for her work, as she was a staple in the movies. I give Scream 6 a 10/10 and am crossing my fingers for a seventh addition to the franchise! 

Lightyear Goes to Infinity and Beyond 

Lightyear Goes to Infinity and Beyond 

By: Mallory Johnson

I recently watched the Disney Pixar movie Lightyear, which came out in 2022. Basically, you do not need to have seen any Toy Story movie before watching Lightyear; it is the movie that Andy watched in the 1990s and loved so much he bought a Buzz Lightyear toy. The film stars Chris Evans (Avengers: Endgame, Captain America: Civil War), Keke Palmer (Nope, Hustlers), Peter Sohn (The Good Dinosaur, Monsters University), Taika Waititi (Jojo Rabbit, Our Flag Means Death), and more. The movie follows Buzz, a space ranger, who is stuck on a strange planet with this crew. Buzz and his crew encounter villainous robots who are determined to steal his only source of fuel. Before I go any further, SPOILER ALERT. Also, trigger warnings for death, bugs, jump scares, and flashing lights. Lightyear is available to stream on Disney+. 

The best way to describe this movie is: Top Gun: Maverick (and the original) meets the Star Wars movies, with a small dash of Toy Story. It is a very fun movie that is perfect for fans of the Top Gun and Star Wars movies! I am a huge fan of Top Gun (the second movie was one of my favorite movies of 2022, and I had a Top Gun-related Halloween costume in 2022!) so this was right up my alley. 

The movie has typical Pixar movie tropes: it breaks your heart but puts it back together before the credits roll. There is a heartbreaking scene near the beginning, and I predicted a small scene at the end yet was still sad when it happened. The voice acting in the film is very well done, I kept trying to guess what each character’s celeb voice was! Buzz is Chris Evans, which I told the friend I was watching with “that voice sounds familiar.” She asked me to guess other character’s voices and I did not recognize them! 

I loved how there was very natural and normalized lesbian representation in this movie. It is wonderful that young children get to watch this movie about a space ranger on missions that happens to have a lesbian best friend. There is not a big coming out scene, and there is zero homophobia. Buzz tells his friend that he’d love to meet “her” after she lets him know she is seeing someone. The casualness of the scene is refreshing. 

Overall, I had a great time watching this movie, and I am so glad I finally checked it out. I give it a strong 10/10 and highly recommend checking it out if you enjoy Top Gun, Star Wars, or both, and just want a fun Disney Pixar movie to watch.